when going to a friends' house
  • Normal people:What a lovely home you have
  • Me:Whats your wifi password?
WHEN YOU LOG ON TUMBLR, IT SAYS 9:30PM.. YOU LOOK 2 MINS LATER AND IT SAYS 12:45AM.
WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU SKINNY.

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And you’re just standing there like

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WHEN I HEAR A NEW SONG BEFORE IT’S POPULAR…

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And then EVERYONE is singing it, and it’s on the radio 24/7

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  • math test:a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test:the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test:explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests:The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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